True nihilists listen to blank cassette tapes.
True nihilists dress only to the fashion of fuck you.
True nihilists prefer the filtered end of a cigarette.
True nihilists find convenience stores inconvenient.
True nihilists wish the Bauhaus were an 80's rap group.
True nihilists eat toast with no jam.
True nihilists are naked under their existentialism.
True nihilists wear ushankas in the sauna.
True nihilists are envious of Bob Ross' love for trees.
True nihilists vote.
True nihilists think Dadaists try too hard.
True nihilists wear pants, begrudgingly.
True nihilists drink Old Mr. Boston on the regular.
True nihilists find French nihilists too depressing.
True nihilists wash their clothes as they shower.
True nihilists loiter at the Sears tire section.
True nihilists think God is just a human.
True nihilists listen to dubstep on mute.
True nihilists consider cubism to be square.
True nihilists think government spending is an oxymoron.
